“Hey! Whatcha buyin’ in that vending machine? A Jackson Pollock? Ha!”

– “You are a philistine, a dilettante and a rube.”

“Whoa! Look out! The art man cometh!”

– “Your character is desultory and your manners mark you as an inept vulgarian of the most profound sort.”

– “Ah, me poor mother used to say the same thing. Tell me something new.”